pabelboner 

the erection of red sox fans when jonathon pabelbon comes running out of pen to save another one.

its 3-2 top 9th, and here he comes, my pabelboner is bigger than ever

pabelboner by Marco A. May 16, 2006

Papelboner 

The excited feeling you get when Red Sox releiver John Papelbon comes in to save a game in the ninth

Oh man, he struck out the side again, I have a full fledged Papelboner right now

Papelboner by Steve T. May 10, 2006

papelboner 

1. n. The insanely large erection you get when Jonny Paps comes into the game with a 1 run lead in the 9th inning.

2. v. The act of totally shitting on somebody.

1.oh fuck dude that Papelboner just tore through my boxers.

2. the red sox are totally gonna papelboner the yanks tonight

papelboner by Colin G. November 26, 2007

Pixelboner

A combination of the words pixel and boner:

1) noun- A digital woman who exhibits a high degree of boneability. A hot and sexy virtual woman.

2) noun- The effect of viewing said bonable woman.

Chris exclaimed, "PIXELBONER!" after viewing a particularly busty video game woman.

Pixelboner by Wanderer2007 December 13, 2008