p11

"p11" is often used when users are online, chatting with eachother about something or other and one's parents come into the room. The phrase is then said, and the other person will hopefully then stop chatting with you, until you tell them "p11 off".

p11- "P" meaning "parents". "11" coming from "911"

-two people chatting-
One;; Oh. Haha. My dad's calling us "ungrateful pissed ants."
One;; And it's sosoooooo funny.
Two;; P11 YOU MORON.
One;; -doesn't reply-

p11 by Starry Knight December 22, 2008

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p11.edits

A beautiful tik tok account that edits pretty little liars and is moots with sxredxdavina <333 - p11.edits

P11.edits is amazing

p11.edits by I50b31 February 12, 2022

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p11tc

The feeling of immense sensual sensation through synching up with your senses and realizing there’s happiness without the aid of outside substances.

~ The demolishing the mind and turning the wreckage into a strip club

Them: How’s sobriety going?

You: It’s going well I’ve been consuming p11tc

Them: I understand sobriety can be tough…it’s a process, I love you and support you in anythi-

You: No man, I’m still sober..p11tc just feels the same as drugs…just-it’s more real man...it’s putting on your headphones, zoning out, and feeling like the world is comforting rather than stressful. It’s understanding we may be in a system full of numbers and waves however I’m taking the numbers and waves recreationally and being able to endure life in a new positive perspective. It’s lots of foreplay for the mind, it’s forgetting you have money in a pocket and finding it, it’s when you have the munchies and remembering you had snacks for that very moment. it’s better than drugs it’s life through the lens of a kaleidoscope.

Them: enough talkin’ that sounds amazing hand me the fkin head phones!!!

p11tc by p11tc January 28, 2022

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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