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"p11" is often used when users are online, chatting with eachother about something or other and one's parents come into the room. The phrase is then said, and the other person will hopefully then stop chatting with you, until you tell them "p11 off".

p11- "P" meaning "parents". "11" coming from "911"
-two people chatting-
One;; Oh. Haha. My dad's calling us "ungrateful pissed ants."
One;; And it's sosoooooo funny.
Two;; P11 YOU MORON.
One;; -doesn't reply-
p11 by Starry Knight December 22, 2008
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A beautiful tik tok account that edits pretty little liars and is moots with sxredxdavina <333 - p11.edits
P11.edits is amazing
p11.edits by I50b31 February 12, 2022
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The feeling of immense sensual sensation through synching up with your senses and realizing there’s happiness without the aid of outside substances.

~ The demolishing the mind and turning the wreckage into a strip club
Them: How’s sobriety going?

You: It’s going well I’ve been consuming p11tc

Them: I understand sobriety can be tough…it’s a process, I love you and support you in anythi-

You: No man, I’m still sober..p11tc just feels the same as drugs…just-it’s more real man...it’s putting on your headphones, zoning out, and feeling like the world is comforting rather than stressful. It’s understanding we may be in a system full of numbers and waves however I’m taking the numbers and waves recreationally and being able to endure life in a new positive perspective. It’s lots of foreplay for the mind, it’s forgetting you have money in a pocket and finding it, it’s when you have the munchies and remembering you had snacks for that very moment. it’s better than drugs it’s life through the lens of a kaleidoscope.

Them: enough talkin’ that sounds amazing hand me the fkin head phones!!!
p11tc by p11tc January 28, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026