own

If you can bury it in your backyard at any point in time, without facing criminal consequences, you officially own that object.

Dude, I completely own my dog.

by FLASHMONKeY May 4, 2005

Owned

To be defeated in a computer game, causing the winner's ego to inflate like a party balloon as if such a victory has any tangible significance outside that of his stinking socks-infested dorm room. These people will frequently create animated GIFs of violent sports events where a player gets clobbered by his opponent, complete with blinking neon "PWN3D!" captions, and post them on their blogs to indicate that they should not be messed with.

Person A: Dude, totally like you sooo suck so much, I PWNZ0RED J00!!!!11!!11

Person B: It's a god damned game of rock/paper/scissors, asshole. Please die.

by The 2-Belo October 14, 2003

owned

Owned is when you get humiliated by someone.

man : i decided i love you and i wanna marry you more then anything.
women: nop, looser.
me: owned!

by MisterFatass April 3, 2009

Own

Own-
To utterly destroy someone's moral or pride.

Kid 1: Dude, when I asked my girlfriend to give me head she denied me.
Kid 2: Totally got owned man..

by Aerophy September 29, 2008

Owned

When someone gets told or gets put in their place.
It can also mean when someone is defeated

Girl that girl just called me out...Damn I got owned

by Yorubagirl February 4, 2010

Owned

- To get busted by someone.
- To get caught red handed.
- To get beat down physically or verbally.
- To get beat at a game of some kind.
- To get mocked out so hard, that you can never show your face in public ever again, leaving you with only one means of socialization: the internet.

MAN!!!! You got fuckin' OWNED, biotch!

by goldtoofblingbling November 7, 2004

owned

(v) To be outplayed, outfought, out-talked, etc. by another person, esp. one whom is considered your nemesis.

After the 2008 SuperBowl, Tom Brady is now owned by the Manning family. He is the Manning family's bitch.

by WigOnAStick July 23, 2008