The best town in Cork, Ireland. Located a 5 minute drive away from the hole that's called Ballincollig, and a 20 minute drive from Cork city. It is the best and one of the biggest towns in Cork. The main G.A.A club in Ovens is Éire Óg (there's Farran, but nobody cares about them) and the main soccer club is Lakewood. To sum up Ovens kicks ass and you don't want to mess with anyone from there.
Guy 1: I heard that Ovens is better than sex.
Guy2: You bet your ass it is!