When you take your new-ex out for a picnic and a hate fuck and she fucks you first by giving you a handjob under the picnic table wearing an oven mitt. It leaves your penis red, raw, in need of ointment and unable to achieve your goal.
I got The Oven Mitt from ........... last night after breaking up with her so I can’t go to the bar tonight because of my sore, raw and infected penis.
After using the restroom to relieve oneself this is a process of using an excessive amount of toilet paper and wrapping it around ones hand repeatedly so the end result resembles an oven mitt, usually performed by overweight persons having large rearends and requiring extra tissue paper than average sized individuals.
The act of grabbing or manipulating an object (i.e. Penis) inserted in an anus with one's hand or multiple fingers through the vaginal wall while said hand or fingers are inserted in the vagina.
I was oven mitting my boyfriend's cock during anal sex and i was fisting my pussy. I grabbed his cock through my pussy and started jerking him off while he was still balls deep in my ass.