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outfielder 

Much like an Upper Decker but instead of defacating in the upper part of a toilet you defacate in a water softener salt tank. Mostly used in the country where people have wells and need water softeners to remove hardness, iron, etc.
That party sucked. I was going to give them an Upper Decker but when I saw the water softener in the bathroom closet I decided to give them an Outfielder instead.
outfielder by bill1970 November 12, 2009

outfielder 

When a male jizzes and it shoots out away from them and then be for it hits the ground he catches it
Little Tim was a outfielder this morning

Outfielder 

When someone “plays the field” so much that they could cover al three positions in the outfield.
Sara: You two have been seeing each other for a long time. You’re not exclusive yet?
Elle: Nope, looks like he’s a perpetual outfielder.
Outfielder by WinkyP November 14, 2019

Outfielder 

A baseball term. Involves the three positions which play in the "out" portion of a baseball field, being the Left, Right, and Center fielders who cover the left, right, and center of the outer field.
Johnny's pretty good as an outfielder. I'd put him in right field or even center.
Outfielder by Ol'No.16 September 18, 2022