Much like an Upper Decker but instead of defacating in the upper part of a toilet you defacate in a water softener salt tank. Mostly used in the country where people have wells and need water softeners to remove hardness, iron, etc.
That party sucked. I was going to give them an Upper Decker but when I saw the water softener in the bathroom closet I decided to give them an Outfielder instead.
A baseball term. Involves the three positions which play in the "out" portion of a baseballfield, being the Left, Right, and Center fielders who cover the left, right, and center of the outer field.
Johnny's pretty good as an outfielder. I'd put him in right field or even center.