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Mostest-Ostest 

The largest real number imaginable. It is equivalent to infinity -1.

Generally used in disputes to quantify how much one likes/dislikes something.
(Guy) This burger is awesome. I love burgers.

(Girl) I love them more than you, I love burgers the most.

(Guy) I love burgers the Mostest-Ostest.

(Girl) Your mathematical superiority has left me with no viable response. I bow down to your supreme love of burgers.
Mostest-Ostest by Professor Smith November 25, 2006

ostentatious ostriches 

group of people who love materialistic things
Oh those ostentatious ostriches only want more rings and diamonds but never want love.
ostentatious ostriches by slimjim256 September 25, 2012

osteostache 

Originated in Kirksville, MO with Andrew Taylor Still, MD, the founding father of Osteopathic Medicine (DO). The osteostache is a manly mustache worn by an osteopathic physician or medical student.

The osteostache has evolved since 1892 to include a mustache as the foundation and any variation of the remaining facial hair, often shaved to resemble civil war generals, adult film stars, famous WWII dictators, crickers, or the lettering of the heritage of A. T.'s name sake: ATSU or KCOM.

The osteostache is worn with pride by KCOM second year medical students as they welcome the incoming class of first year medical students to Kirksville and KCOM - A time honored tradition with regards to A. T. Still and all practicing DOs.
New med student #1: "Dude, what is the deal with all of these second year students and their cricker mustaches?

New med student #2: "I don't know, but they look like A. T. Still..."

Old med student: "It is the osteostache my dear children. Live it. Love it. Fear it. It keeps the incredible amount of knowledge I've learned from herniating my brain through my face...True Story."
osteostache by kcommedic August 5, 2011

Obstesticle 

When a certain male is cock-blocking, he then becomes an obstesticle. An obstacle with testicles.
Matt knocked on the window when I was making out with Jenni, what an obstesticle.

Lisa's older brother Shane has beaten up two of her last three boyfriends, he's the biggest obstecticle that I've come across.
Obstesticle by unynboy June 23, 2011

ostentatious 

intended to attract notice and impress others.
Ashley is so ostentatious, how she dances around the school all the time.
ostentatious by bert mccracken August 26, 2004

Ostentatiously Righteous 

The act of attracting attention through being absoulutely genuine as well as wonderful no matter the perception(good,evil,smart,stupid)
The presidents war on terror was such and Ostentatiously Righteous load of shit, he tried to make up for it by giving americans money.