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oscar wilde 

A literary genius and paragon of wit, paradox and meaning. His most famous work may be "The Picture of Dorian Gray", a book about a man who ceases to age, but his portrait continues to grow older, driving him to insanity and suicide. His last words, perhaps the funniest dying words in history, were "Either that wallpaper goes, or I do." He went.
I wish I could be smart like Oscar Wilde
oscar wilde by oscar wilde February 14, 2005
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Oscar Wilde 

Noun: A man who could resist everything except for temptation.

Verb: To do something incredibly intelligent.
"I just did an Oscar Wilde!"

"Wow! That's awesome!"
Oscar Wilde by Conflicting Ninny March 30, 2009

oscar wilde 

One of the best writers, poets, philosophers, and men of all time.
Oscar Wilde will marry me even though he's dead and gay(Bi); he will still be mine...
oscar wilde by onions_are_joy July 5, 2005

Oscar Wilde 

A flaming homosexual writer known for The Importance of Being Earnest and an assortment of witty quotes and phrases.
Oscar Wilde: "I kissed each one of them in every part of their bodies. They were all dirty and appealed to me just for that reason."

Oscar Wilde 

A minor author most famous for being homosexual, at at time when homosexuality was considered a myth.

His most famous works consist of:

Being Pink

Gay for a Day

My Happy life
Oscar Wilde by Billy-Boy-Benton June 30, 2008

Oscar Wilde Island 

A terribly witty island. Formerly Haiti, maker of all the world's zombies. Exports include zombies which are sent under the ocean to Fascist Dictatorship Island. The End.
"I'm threatening you with my army of the undead!"
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