orgasmums

The heightened state of awesomenessor enlightenment. Can also be used as a substitute for the following: hellyeah, the shit, shizzle, and ballin.

Dr.Phil is on? Orgasmums! Let us gather and watch that shit.

by ronie February 15, 2008

Floppy orgasms

Cuming when you dont have a hard-on.

Put it this way, your weiner does some weird shit before you cum

by DeadMan Inc April 3, 2005

Orgasmnesia.

When you can't remember the name of your sex partner immediately after orgasm.

After I came, all I could think to say was I love you too, “Baby” because I had orgasmnesia.

by Deepblue August 25, 2005

orgasmeister

The orgasmeister, also known as the chosen one, is the only one who can make your girl cum faster than Bill Cosby did while watching the audition tapes for sesame street. Essentially, an extremely sexy male can call himself "the orgasmeister".

Person 1: "Bro, Gracie totally creamed herself when she saw how long my tongue is."

Person 2: "Bro shut the fuck up."
Person 1: "Hey don't take it personally, this is why they call me the Orgasmeister."

by TheOrgasmeister March 16, 2021

aftershock orgasms

Orgasms or erotic stimulations that occur spontaneously and unexpectedly despite the lover not being in the room or any sexual activity or contact occuring. Aftershock orgasms are inspired mental activity and physiological reactions that come after 'monster thumping sex' and the body is still craving and aching for the lover long after intercourse has occured. Usually the person suffering an 'aftershock' has a boner, a wierd smirky smile for no reason, has a visible cramp, is distracted while driving or working, or may engage in masturbation while crying out his/her lover's name in the middle of the day for no reason. If you get these, ride the waves and keep the lover. Also known as an 'echo orgasm.'

After a romantic night of 'monster thumping sex' my guy and I couldn't see each other for a few days, but I was having aftershock orgasms all the time. So was my guy when he finally confessed over the phone.

She: "I can't stop thinking about you. It's so bad I'm having trouble driving."
He: "I know, these aftershock orgasms are making driving dangerous. HAHA."
She: "My coworkers are thinking I'm losing my mind, and I can't tell them. They'll think I'm a pervert!"
He: "I'm coming over in a few days. I need my next fix."

by Laniidae January 26, 2008

orgasmashit

When you really need to go for a dump, and it feels really, really good when you do.

I had to hold it in all day, but when I got home, I had the greatest orgasmashit EVER!

by Graham Bell December 6, 2006

orgasmamints

mints which cause you to simultaneously orgasm and have minty fresh breath. they're delicious.

1. Mmm matt, you have a small tiny penis; but this orgasmamints will help me get off.
2. I had erectile dysfunction, so I tried orgasmamints. now I can't get it down.

by Moskal June 12, 2007