angry orchard

When someone inflicts pain to their anus by sticking things inside and it prolapses. The swelling looks like an apple.

She has an angry orchard down there.

by Badass85 August 8, 2015

peach orchard squirrel

The silliness of a squirrel living in a peach orchard (considering there are no nuts in a peach orchard), in refernce to a crazy person.

Dude 1 - "Yo that crazy bird was blathering on about nonsense again."

Dude 2 - "Yeah she's crazier than a peach orchard squirrel."

by nobrakebike April 2, 2009

old orchard beach

A tourist town in southern Maine with about 10,000 people year round and up to 100,000 in the summer.Many tourists come from Quebec and the rest of New England.Its a great place to live and has lots of girls and a great beach even if the ocean is cold.

Also called OOB.
I went to OOB to party this weekend.

by themanfromthebeach May 19, 2005

Bone Orchard

The act of taking someone to the bone orchard. A euphemism for wanting to have sex with someone.

"Dude, I took her to the bone orchard yesterday"
As referenced on The Big O and Dukes Show. Now playing as a Podcast on at iTunes under the same name. Or at bigoanddukes.com check it out.

by umhumgum February 25, 2016

Angry Orchard

Usually what the bitches drink! Not for the men

I took my bitch out for dinner, I got a red oak, she got a angry orchard .

by Stickhergood December 15, 2018

Old Orchard Beach

An awesome town in southern Maine.

The absolute best marching band in the state of Maine.
The ONLY band to receive 4 consecutive gold medals in the past four years.

Did you go to the marching band show last weekend? Old Orchard Beach was amazing!

Old Orchard Beach High School Marching Band: 4 Stahs!

We are the beach! Yeah we are a real rockin' town, we are the beach! Yeah we're gonna turn this show around, we are the beach! Yeah we are the baddest band around, we are the beach, 1, 2 HOO-RAHH

by baddestbandaround September 23, 2009

Old Orchard Mall

An outdoor mall located in Skokie, Illinois. Awesome to go to, until you've seen it all and gotten sick of how many times they move around stores. They also can't keep the same store for more than two years and you never find out it has been moved until you need or want something from that perticular store. You'll never see any Blacks or Latinos because it's all ritzy, white, rich kids looking for Abercrombie and Hollister clothing. EVEN THOUGH THE AREA IT IS LOCATED IN IS THRIVING WITH THOSE ETHNICITIES. People from Chicago come to Old Orchard because they don't realize how boring it is because they don't live nearby.

Mary: Hey Cindy! Wanna go to Old Orchard Mall?

Cindy: No it's lame.

Mary: Why?

Cindy: Because you're not from Skokie and you don't understand.

by fromglenview. July 28, 2009