EA (Electronic Arts) is a massive monopoly gaming industry that is set out to buy every other gaming industries and make shitty games.
Person 1: Whats the difference between EA and John D. Rockefeller?
Person 2: What.
Person 1: NOTHING
by 0Death0 November 20, 2005
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A company that destroyed a lot of good games.Plants Vs Zombies is my favourite tower-defense game.When Plants Vs Zombies 2 came out, I was so excited and played it but after 5 levels, I knew that EA was just mocking on me at this point. It is like EA saying "Hey dude, buy our shits to win this level or you can go fuck your self because we will make you lose no matter what if u didn't even spend a penny on our shits."
by The disappointed PVZ Fan June 29, 2019
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Short for "Electronic Arts." A corporation whose sole purpose is to make as much money as possible. Also maker of Origin, a stupid game client. Releases their bullshit games unfinished, and then forces gamers to pay for DLC and updates that do jack shit to fix the game. If you try and complain, you are banned. The help support is worse than Comcast's. Has killed many good game developers.
EA has won the award for Worst Company in America TWICE in a row. Meaning TWO golden turds. And yet they STILL don't get it. Wow.

RUN, RESPAWN ENTERTAINMENT! SAVE TITANFALL WHILE YOU STILL CAN!
by Anhilliator1 April 25, 2017
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EA-Noun/Swear. Used to insult gamers everywhere, A corperation that has all copyrights to anything having to Hell and the devil
<EA Slave>Furhur! People are protesting our evil ways!
<Furhur>Call up Satan to smite them all!
by (>")> (^"^) <("<) March 31, 2005
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To promise someone a somethin of very High Quality, and then proceed to fuck them in the ass.
"Man, that girl totally EA'd me. She was promising me some of dat sweet booty all night, and then when i took her back to my place, she just pulled out a dragon dildo and fucked me.
by TotallyNotEA November 7, 2014
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EA: Makes Starwars Battlefront and rips off players

Result: Stocks drop and now the whole world hates them

EA: Shocked Pikachu Face
by TheExtremeEvoker March 8, 2019
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Marine abbreviation for "End of Active Service". Out of all the innumerable acronyms and abbreviations, EAS is the one that most Marines want.
"last of all, there's just one left. it's the most imporant, it's the E-A-S. and hey yall i'm just a lance coolie, and i hate everyone in the COC. first sergeant he would never give me a chance, that's why i'm gettin out as a terminal lance. singin EAS baby, you can't stop time, uncle sam gettin his and so i'm gonna get mine. eff USMC you can suck my cock, i can't wait until i'm just another homeboy back on the block"
by xan07 September 17, 2008
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