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When a person is enjoying their recent winning form on the video game Fifa and the embarrassingly shit owners of Fifa, EA sports, come into your game and fuck you over.
I am on a 3 win streak in Pro Club in division 1. EA decide they've had enough of my winning ways and match me up with the same club 3 times in a row and shit all over me, thus forcing me to shout 'Fucking EA'd again, what is the point.'
EA'd by MadRoosterr January 22, 2014
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Can apply to any EA game, but most often the FIFA Soccer series, especially FIFA Ultimate Team. Wherein EA will artificially affect the outcome of online matches through scripting and giving an unfair advantage to one player, usually the player with the lower skill level or and/or weaker team. Can come in many forms including 45th and 90th minute goals, momentum shifts, unbelievably bad goal-tending, missed calls by the referee, bad touches and poor passes by one's players, horrible defensive decisions by one's own players, etc. Extremely infuriating and rage inducing.
"I've got TOTY Messi and Iniesta on my team, but this guy beat me 5-0 with 60 chemistry"
"Man you just got EA'd"
EA'd by ksi12345 April 20, 2014

getting EA'd 

When your pressured into spending real money on ingame currency,special abilities or lootboxes
Dude I just spent money on battlefront 2

Dude you just EA'd

I hate getting EA'd
getting EA'd by The sonnyer June 21, 2018

Getting EA'd 

Getting worse than fucked in a bad way.
I just spent 100$ on a bundle pack!

78/78/78... And got nothing classic, seems like Im getting EA'd.
Getting EA'd by Ryandagenie October 30, 2022

B R E A D B A N K 

welcome to the bread bank. we sell bread, we sell loafs. we got bread on deck, bread on the floor. TOASTED ROASTED

shut the fuck up. listen, i just need a baguette and a brioche

we don't have either of those, you can get the gluten free white bread, the potato bread-

what the fuck is gluten? take that shit out.

it's gluten free

i don't CARE if it's free.

swear on your fucking YEEZYS if you wanna fight, we gon' fight.

what, you tryna be on worldstar?

what, you gon record it?

ye. i got my dollar store camera on.

What's the fucking situǽtion?

what the fuck do you want?

I'm the motherfucking manager.

at the bread store?

BREAD.

tell him to take the motherfucking gluten OUT THE BREAD.

I'm to need you to shut that bullshit up chief, we can't take shit out the bread.

why put it in the first place? i know y'all smoking that pack.

We've got crackers, no gluten

fuck crackers.

it's gluten free. you want the gluten or nah?

hell no. you better take the gluten out that damn shit

Look, we've got whole wheat gluten free texas toast gluten free TORTILLA

fuck all that. what bitchass country are y'all from where they got this bullshit at?

Florida.

i knew it

look, you can either take this yeast, or i'm calling the police.

i'm going WEAST

Nah, don't call the police, I've got a warrant.

honestly, fuck y'all. i ain't never seen nobody act like this over no bread.

What the fuck are you saying?

all i'm saying is: fuck yalls bread, fuck the gluten, and fuck them crackers.
B R E A D B A N K
B R E A D B A N K by .Greg. October 10, 2020
An acronym for the insult Eat A Dick Cunt
E.A.D.C
E.A.D.C by Todd Reynolds October 27, 2010
The cancerous game developing duo that makes unbalanced games to tempt kids to eat tide pods
Star Wars battlefront 2 is annoying me, EA Dice don’t even know how to balance the heroes.
EA Dice by PortedData February 6, 2018