opurtune 

something of a higher power; royal or godlike

“Ivanni and Bridget’s report cards are not opurtune”

opurtune by it literally says you are sus November 10, 2018

ourtunes 

the kickass sidekick of itunes that lets you download music from other users on a college's network from the shared music file. Kinda like kazaa or something like that only much faster and easier because it used apple software

man, you gotta ourtunes some of this guy's shit!

ourtunes by daco December 29, 2004