Oprah's minions

The vacuous drones who worship at the altar of Oprah Winfrey. Mainly made up of middle-age feminists and women with penises.

I tried to have a rational debate with a co-worker today. Turned out she was one of Oprah's minions. Ugh.

by Lovekraft December 31, 2008

Oprah's Sister

When something unexpected happens.

The end of the Sixth Sense was a total "Oprah's Sister"

by BixiBite January 25, 2011

Oprah's Vajayjay

A black hole.

Oh no, I'm getting sucked into Oprah's Vajayjay!

by Yesndil March 26, 2009

oprah's va jay jay

N. Term coined by Oprah herself on her show but made famous by Joel McHale on "The Soup." Refers to the slang term Oprah uses for her own genitalia. The term can be used to refer to the ballsiness of female executives, or to Oprah's actual vagina.
Synonyms: "Mingey" (as seen on the classic episode of South Park called "A Million Little Fibers" which parodied Oprah's crotch and ass.)

1. Jen: "You think you can make partner at your law firm, Shakronda?"
Shakronda: "Hell, yes ... my brilliant briefs and my Oprah's va jay jay will take me right to the top!"

2. Oprah (swinging on a bungee chord harness) "My va jay jay is painin' !! "

by Skip O'Potamus November 17, 2007

Oprah's Bathwater

the tastiest, yummiest, thing on the planet.

it is a synonym for tasty, yummy, delicious, attractive

Thy Pipallo: Can I please Oprah your Winfrey
Beginner Troll: Oprah is hot
Thy Pipallo : SHE'S MINE B****
*drinks oprah's bathwater*

by ThyPipallo November 10, 2011

oprah’s couch

Oprah’s couch is synonymous with promiscuous sex, generally applied to the male of the species, it does however apply to some aggressive females, lesbians, and Bi-sexuals...

Ex: “Bruh, that Dude is legendary! He has gotten more ass than Oprah’s couch!!!

by Joe Schwaah March 28, 2019

Oprah Winfrey's Disease

When a chick, who is usually fat, gets skinny, then fat than skinny again. But she always ends up fat for a while, suffering from not being able to stay skinny. Named for Oprah's constant wait loss and eventaul regain.

Ted: That cow Hillary is fat again! She was skinny last week!
Pat: Poor bitch has Oprah Winfrey's Disease! She can't keep the wait off.

by APT October 13, 2005