Opocorn is the trite, bland, run-of-mill and ultimately meaningless platitudes and opinions that presidential candidates and pundits deliver by weight.
GOP CANDIDATE: We will get America back on track by creating jobs because liberty...
SPEECHWRITER:: I'm sorry, senator, we're gonna have to supersize that opocorn. How about 'We will bring America back to her true greatness by executing all gays, Hispanics and Muslims on sight because freedom'?
GOP CANDIDATE: Yeah, that's a much bigger bowl of opocorn.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).