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oopsie daisey 

A silent fart, u cant hear it, may kill you,
Silent fart, holy fart, all is calm not for long!
Kyle- did u let an oopsie daisey?
oopsie daisey by Aj April 22, 2005
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oopsie daisy 

It's not retarded. It sounds very much like a nonsense word with lots and lots of variations of it that you would say to a child - upsie-daisy, whoopsie-daisy, up-a-daisy - and is said to a child when they've fallen over or if you've spilt something you say "oopsie-daisy". It all sounds very harmless but it actually goes back to something that is a LOT stronger and has absolutely nothing to do with the flower the daisy.

The origin was "up a day" which in turn was a version of "a lack a day", (see the example below) and it was a heart-felt passionate cry of anguish. For whatever reason, it became diluted over time - so diluted that "daisy" crept into it and it became "upsie-daisy". "Lack a day" also went in another direction. Again "daisy" crept in, and "lackadaisical", believe it or don't, stems from this "a lack a day" with the idea of something careless, perhaps lazy, which then in turn brings a mistake upon you. But as I say it's now a fairly flabby or acute thing we use, but it once was a very, very strong cry of torment.
"Oopsie daisy - Shame or reproach the day when such a thing befell me."

oopsie daisy 

1. something people day when they screw up really really bad
2. the retarded way of saying "ooh shit!"
Oopsie daisy, i pooped in my pants.
oopsie daisy by Unknown August 7, 2004

Stock Market Oopsie-Daisy 

An almost stock-market crash.
In October there was a stock market oopsie-daisy.

oopsie daisy 

they act of laughing to a point of defecation. or urination.
scott: why did the baby cross the road?
thomas: why?
scott: well he was tied to the chicken of course
thomas: haha. haha...ha. oh, hahahahaha! oh no, Oopsie daisy!!
oopsie daisy by regatone123 November 1, 2007

Anal Ooopsie Daisy 

The unfortunate and very painful "accident" that occaisionally occurs during passionate love making where the mans penis exits the vagina and is forcefully reinserted into the rectum.
Lori: Hey Tiffany, last night me and Tommy were sloppy drunk and going at it and his penis slipped out of my coochie and went streight into my butt hole! The most painful thing EVER!!!!!!! He says it was an accident."

Tiffany: Ouch! Just hearing it makes my butt hurt! All men say it was an "accident"....don't believe it. I think he pulled the old Anal Ooopsie Daisy on you girl."
Anal Ooopsie Daisy by cheer1 December 27, 2012

Oofsie daisy 

"Oofsie daisy" is a phrase that you use to express regret when you're the cause of something that's an oof for someone else.
It's a mixture between an old but iconic phrase "oopsie daisy", and the modern (but equally legendary) phrase, "oof".
"Hey! You didn't call me, I was waiting for you to call me all night!"
"Aww Oofsie daisy, babe"
"I'm so annoyed at you!"
"Sorry, I forgot. My bad"

"Hey! You just made me spill my drink!"
"Oofsie daisy, I'll buy you another one."
Oofsie daisy by Lexicognitive June 24, 2020
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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