A squishy boy with slimy boogers constantly in his nose. Bonus tips if he tends to grow a small but unsightly moustache, and a protruding pot belly. Oogers need constant maintenance because they're always hungry and sleepy, but if you give them milk, they tend to fart quite a lot.
Oonfer Skoonfer (noun): Someone or something that is generally unpleasant, rude, or just an asshole.
Oonfer Skoonfer (verb): To completely and utterly erase someone or something’s existence.
(noun): “Gah!!! I can’t stand that stupid kid, he’s such an oonfer skoonfer!
(verb): “Well if you think he’s so bad, why don’t you go over there and totally oonfer skoonfer his stupid ass!”