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Olufunso
A charming guy usually dark, tall and handsome. Very ambitious and hardworking. A caring guy with a large heart. A born leader. Very neat and tidy. A very loyal friend and partner. An every woman's dream partner.
Olufunso is a great guy.
Olufunso by Shaggy Kan November 11, 2020
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onefutecarpetin
onn-fúü-teh-karpet-íñ
1. The perfect way to cheat someone out of a hard fought game of scrabble, by going over the top and using all of one's pieces to cover the entire board just because hewas "abstract" with a word too when he was really stuck and needed some help (I mean really, just when life needs to cut you a break it goes and kicks you back down into the mud and then proceeds to poke you in the eye and hurl matriarchal abuse in your general direction).
2. A nonsense word/phrase (eg. "Rama-lama-ding-dong", or "Give peace a chance")
3. See "cheating"
1. The perfect way to cheat someone out of a hard fought game of scrabble, by going over the top and using all of one's pieces to cover the entire board just because hewas "abstract" with a word too when he was really stuck and needed some help (I mean really, just when life needs to cut you a break it goes and kicks you back down into the mud and then proceeds to poke you in the eye and hurl matriarchal abuse in your general direction).
2. A nonsense word/phrase (eg. "Rama-lama-ding-dong", or "Give peace a chance")
3. See "cheating"
H: Hey, I'm going to cheat. How about "onefutecarpetin", that's an unrealistic word and it's worth about 140 points!
M: No! Cheating is wrong!
H: {evil laugh} I'm going to do it anyway, because I hate society and fair-play {repeats evil laugh}. Death to The West!
M: No! Cheating is wrong!
H: {evil laugh} I'm going to do it anyway, because I hate society and fair-play {repeats evil laugh}. Death to The West!
onefutecarpetin by The One and Only Anonymouse July 24, 2009
Onufrak
One who has no common sense, tact, or inhibition. Often blurts things out and acts without thinking all the way through. Often attacks people who did nothing to provoke them. Also lacks social cognition and has only video game multiplayer as a social medium.
"Look at that Onufrak attack that little girl after she asked he move so she can get her bag."
"Yeah I bet he'll go home and play Mass Effect, and rip on people who did nothing to him."
"Yeah I bet he'll go home and play Mass Effect, and rip on people who did nothing to him."
Onufrak by Dogdudeman April 24, 2013
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