A charming guy usually dark, tall and handsome. Very ambitious and hardworking. A caring guy with a large heart. A born leader. Very neat and tidy. A very loyal friend and partner. An every woman's dream partner.

Olufunso is a great guy.

Olufunso by Shaggy Kan November 11, 2020

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onfucking

The action of fucking (sexual relations) with continuous turn on's.

Paul and Bethany were onfucking all night long and throughout the day missing work.

onfucking by It's pretty funny May 23, 2016

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onefutecarpetin

onn-fúü-teh-karpet-íñ

1. The perfect way to cheat someone out of a hard fought game of scrabble, by going over the top and using all of one's pieces to cover the entire board just because hewas "abstract" with a word too when he was really stuck and needed some help (I mean really, just when life needs to cut you a break it goes and kicks you back down into the mud and then proceeds to poke you in the eye and hurl matriarchal abuse in your general direction).

2. A nonsense word/phrase (eg. "Rama-lama-ding-dong", or "Give peace a chance")
3. See "cheating"

H: Hey, I'm going to cheat. How about "onefutecarpetin", that's an unrealistic word and it's worth about 140 points!
M: No! Cheating is wrong!
H: {evil laugh} I'm going to do it anyway, because I hate society and fair-play {repeats evil laugh}. Death to The West!

onefutecarpetin by The One and Only Anonymouse July 24, 2009

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Onfused

The exact opposite of confused; a state of being completley relevant and excited.

I'm so onfused!! I can't wait to go to the amusement park!

Onfused by whatsup1 May 23, 2011

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Onufrak

One who has no common sense, tact, or inhibition. Often blurts things out and acts without thinking all the way through. Often attacks people who did nothing to provoke them. Also lacks social cognition and has only video game multiplayer as a social medium.

"Look at that Onufrak attack that little girl after she asked he move so she can get her bag."
"Yeah I bet he'll go home and play Mass Effect, and rip on people who did nothing to him."

Onufrak by Dogdudeman April 24, 2013

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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