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ontont by 🥺ionlyspektruth March 18, 2022
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Ontonio
Roman word for extremely hot guy. Very athletic. Loves women and women love him. Women love him especially for his big d*ck. Very book smart and street smart. Just a perfect man.
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SUNY Oneonta
Imagine the middle of nowhere add a main street and approximatly 12 bars and 5 pizza places (only one with cold pizza). The campus is generally very nice unless you live in hulbert which is like the center for death becuase its so far from anything else on the campus. A place ruled by greek life and even if you arent in one random people call your room phone every min of everyday during rush week to get you to pledge. A place where the parties are usually closed but yet you can manage to hang out until all hours of the morning at either the bars or in the rooms. You know it isnt called stoneonta for nothing! All in all it is a wonderful school if you are getting your "higher" education in the field of alcohol, THC or cold pizza consumption
SUNY Oneonta by a college student here March 7, 2005
Oneonta
Oneonta by solobassist January 4, 2008
Oneonta
Awesome school, part of the SUNY system. It's nice and fun as long as you don't live on campus. The worst dorm to live in is Blodgett because it is ruled by an evil RD "Niz", who eats babies.
Mystical land ruled by snow and hippies. At least a third of the campus smokes pot, and at least 125% of the campus drinks. Greek life here is either really cool or really lame, and some unrecognized frats are basicaly gangs with greek letters.
Lots of good people, but there's also evil alien demons around who will kill you.There's a mystical creature here called Elmo in the Frat Phi Kappa Psi, which can help show you the answer to enlightenment.
All the town needs is more bars. There's only 20 here, and they only stay open to 1 in the morning on weeknights and 2 on the weekend. We need more party nights instead of just thursday, friday, saturday.
Mystical land ruled by snow and hippies. At least a third of the campus smokes pot, and at least 125% of the campus drinks. Greek life here is either really cool or really lame, and some unrecognized frats are basicaly gangs with greek letters.
Lots of good people, but there's also evil alien demons around who will kill you.There's a mystical creature here called Elmo in the Frat Phi Kappa Psi, which can help show you the answer to enlightenment.
All the town needs is more bars. There's only 20 here, and they only stay open to 1 in the morning on weeknights and 2 on the weekend. We need more party nights instead of just thursday, friday, saturday.
- I totally got wasted in Oneonta, and I woke up dressed like a hippy.
- Residence life in Oneonta works for Satan.
- God was born in Oneonta.
- There are too many talking trees in Oneonta.
- Residence life in Oneonta works for Satan.
- God was born in Oneonta.
- There are too many talking trees in Oneonta.
Oneonta by Star Destroyer January 14, 2008
Oniontown
It's a town in the hills in New York State inhabited by impoverished rednecks. That's it. Apparently, a lot of teenagers started going there and driving through the town honking their horns and screaming because OMFG PEOPLE LIVE IN PLACES THAT AREN'T SUBURBS!? SO bizarre! Then, when the locals had enough of being harassed, they began responding to passing cars full of shrieking retarded suburbanites by throwing bricks. This prompted the local frat boy population to designate the town as 'crazy'.
DUDE, HAVE YOU FUCKING BEEN TO ONIONTOWN!?!? I went there with my homosexual football buddies and there were, like, chickens, just walking around outside! It was FUCKED UP!
Oniontown by You are a tool August 4, 2008
oniontown
small group of people living together in dover in easter dutchess county new york. The "Oniontowners" have no tolerence for outsiders. All the roads are dirt roads. There used to be farm there that grew onions but the farms shut down and some people just contiinued living there and the land was split. There is inbreeding within the family ties and it causes disformality giving the "oniontowerns" unique features. Onion town is placed shown on maps but its roads arent beause there are all dirt roads. The kids do attened schools in the community but besides that oniontown is isolated from the community. Most people are scared to go into onion town and just leave them alone. Onion town is a scaryyy place.
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