Awesome school, part of the SUNY system. It's nice and fun as long as you
don't live on campus. The worst dorm to live in is Blodgett because it is ruled by an evil RD "Niz", who eats
babies.
Mystical land ruled by snow and hippies. At least a third of the campus smokes
pot, and at least 125% of the campus drinks. Greek life here is either really cool or really
lame, and some unrecognized frats are basicaly gangs with greek letters.
Lots of good
people, but there's also evil alien demons around who will kill you.There's a mystical creature here called
Elmo in the Frat Phi Kappa Psi, which can help show you the answer to enlightenment.
All the town needs is more bars. There's only 20 here, and they only stay open to
1 in the morning on weeknights and 2 on the weekend. We need more party nights instead of just thursday, friday, saturday.
- I totally got
wasted in Oneonta, and I woke up dressed
like a
hippy.
- Residence life in Oneonta works for Satan.
- God was born in Oneonta.
- There are too many talking trees in Oneonta.