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Online Banking 

(v.) Taking a dump. Derives from the state of having nothing better to do while on the pot but manage personal finances via the smartphone.
That spicy chicken curry really messed me up. I foresee doing some online banking in my immediate future.

Yeah, I've been meaning to diversify my portfolio by contributing more into my company's 401... Wait, what?
Online Banking by lmfaoomg July 7, 2011

Online Banking 

Verb. The act of looking at internet porn and wanking.
“He’s not asleep, he’s online banking”

Don’t come in I’m online banking”
Online Banking by LucaSmells August 12, 2024

Online Banking Shock

The result of a spending spree or going out with friends (usually involving alcohol) where you use your debit or credit card without regard to the final bill or tab.

The result of a Splurge.
Friend 1: Hey how was the bar last night?

Friend 2: It got a little out of control, I don't really remember what happened. This morning I check my bank account and when i saw the tab that i paid, I almost fell off my chair.

Friend 1: You are suffering from Online Banking Shock.
Online Banking Shock by TMBTenor December 30, 2010
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
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An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
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