Online Banking 

A form of entertainment where you may sit in front of your technological item and bank (see bank)

Wow, I did the best ONLINE BANKING the other day.

Dude, me and Gibbs were sitting in front of my computer and we started ONLINE BANKING so hard.

Online Banking by year8nsbs September 1, 2011

Online Banking 

(v.) Taking a dump. Derives from the state of having nothing better to do while on the pot but manage personal finances via the smartphone.

That spicy chicken curry really messed me up. I foresee doing some online banking in my immediate future.

Yeah, I've been meaning to diversify my portfolio by contributing more into my company's 401... Wait, what?

Online Banking by lmfaoomg July 7, 2011

Online Banking 

Verb. The act of looking at internet porn and wanking.

“He’s not asleep, he’s online banking”

“Don’t come in I’m online banking”

Online Banking by LucaSmells August 12, 2024

Online Banking Shock

The result of a spending spree or going out with friends (usually involving alcohol) where you use your debit or credit card without regard to the final bill or tab.

The result of a Splurge.

Friend 1: Hey how was the bar last night?

Friend 2: It got a little out of control, I don't really remember what happened. This morning I check my bank account and when i saw the tab that i paid, I almost fell off my chair.

Friend 1: You are suffering from Online Banking Shock.

Online Banking Shock by TMBTenor December 30, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004