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oneita

She is the bestest person you'll ever meet in your life. Though she may rail your bosses wife, she's an incredible person.
"oh lord, there goes Oneita..."
by Paparazzi jewelry December 25, 2021
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Onita

The most beautiful girl you'll ever met. funny. Crazy. Fun. Talented. Creative. Amazing. She's a keeper. Never let her go.
Have you met Onita? She's amazingly wonderful.
by Anon2012123 May 18, 2013
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Emin Onentasci

A bizarre 66 year old Turkish man who is famous for his strange and unusual way of typing . He was a former underground drilling water exploration master but is now retired and spends his days cheating on his poor infertile wife with teenage girls on Instagram. His favorite celebrities are B.R.i.T (Britney Spears) and Margot Robbie. Emin is completely against perverse and homosexual relationships, as he does not support crooked behavior. His interests include, but are not limited to: art, philosophy, stuffed meatballs, music, flowers, needle myrtle, covit-19 conspiracy theories, and mars/martians, particularly the "dame tu cosita" alien.
Emin Onentasci keeps asking me if I can come to adana airport and breed with him

Emin Onentasci is literally obsessed with B.R.i.T
by toesuxker December 24, 2021
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oneirataxia

-inability to distinguish between fantasy and reality
Oneirataxia defines the kindhearted.
by Egyptain14 November 24, 2015
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Onetangledmess

She’s a gorgeous girl on TikTok who is super nice to everyone and makes great miraculous videos ❤️❤️
“Onetangledmess on TikTok is one of my favorite mutuals!”
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oneitis

Often confused with love, this is the feeling that a particular woman is actually special. This is just an illusion; she is the same as the other three or so billion. "Go fuck ten other women" is the most commonly prescribed treatment for this "disease" (hence the "itis"), as it tends to show quite quickly how very alike people are.

In other words, get over yourself and your obsession with that girl, because it's just an illusion. And when you get rejected, don't be depressed. Because there's really not much to worry about.
Dude, you definitely have oneitis for that girl. You've been talking about her nonstop for the past week. Don't you realize she's nothing special, and that you are just being fooled? Snap out of it so you won't be so depressed when she rejects you!
by Fuss December 1, 2004
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Oneirataxia

Oneirataxia is a symptom where one person is incapable of distinguishing fantasy and reality.
Oneirataxia gives me a disability
by Chezbegurs December 22, 2018
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