on the bitch

used to describe someone who is in an elevated state of panic, usually complaining about the actions of others.

Man, Billy's been on the bitch ever since he got in trouble at work.

by projectaristotle August 14, 2008

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Slap a pepsi sticker on the bitch

Verb. When a part of a woman's anatomy is so large, advertising can be placed on said area.

Dayum, you see her forehead? You could slap a pepsi sticker on the bitch.

by MaxMMM September 25, 2009

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shit on the bitch

Idiom; American vernacular, likely of Texan origin: an idiomatic expression of confusion, wisdom, and resignation at the same time. The Cognitive Dissonance of a Redneck. Most often used to describe an inexplicable or ambiguous problem. May also be used as a prescription to said problem.

"Sometimes you gotta just shit on the bitch"

"And then her deadbeat ex straight up served HER with papers and all's I could say was that THAT was some shit on the bitch right there"

"No, no, no, not that one, Jimmy! Hell, don't you know nothin' about fixing trannies. Get over her, lemme show you, you put that shit on the bitch, yeah, right THERE, son."

by ubernym July 22, 2015

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bitch on the rag

A woman who is on her period, someone who complains a lot or is complaining.

Kid was complaining to me about that ditch weed like a bitch on the rag.

by Jarrett Q August 8, 2006

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The fattest bitch on planet earth is now known

She weighs about 7,328,324,643,872 pounds, and she has a moustache, and aaron hates her. And he tries to eagles beak her b/c her other womanly parts are not good enough. ahhhhhhh! Jessica is so fat that when she walks..
aaron shouts "EARTHQUAKE!" and then he runs into his underground cave with all his choloz, and lives happily ever after. =(

The fattest bitch on planet earth is now known

by jessicaisugly6609 May 27, 2010

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The biggest BITCH on Earth

The type of guy that your girlfriend dated before you. You know the type. Same height as her, wears jeans tighter than she does, probably has a perm. Overall just a huge doucher.

Hey do you remember my ex?

Yeah that kid was the biggest BITCH on Earth

by GonzoBiggDogg December 9, 2019

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