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On Dogs
john:did you steal my money?
tim: naw man i didn't
john: say on dogs
tim:naw man
john:(punch tim in the face for lying on dogs)
tim: naw man i didn't
john: say on dogs
tim:naw man
john:(punch tim in the face for lying on dogs)
On Dogs by Toney Starks January 2, 2008
I Bet on losing dogs
betting on losing dogs comes from a song called “I bet on losing dogs” by Mitsuki Laylock (Originally known as Mitski) which is about getting your hopes up in toxic cycles and failing over and over again watching yourself suffer because you’re not getting the validation and reassurance you need for survival
Person 1: Hey, I found out what I Bet on losing dogs is about ,*show a video of what it’s about *
Person 2 : that’s sad ig…🧍 ♀️
Person 2 : that’s sad ig…🧍 ♀️
I Bet on losing dogs by Mitski Fan October 16, 2021
i bet on losing dogs
i bet on losing dogs by eyayywyeeyay March 29, 2021
on dead dogs
swear on your dead homeys, shortened to "on dogs" which is has more recently become simply "dogs" depending on your level of hoodness, can also be said when your really serious about something "on deadest dogs". some ppl prefer on g's
on dead dogs I aint do that to that girl
on deadest dogs i didn't take you money
dogs i aint say that to him
on deadest dogs i didn't take you money
dogs i aint say that to him
on dead dogs by rahema November 3, 2007
dogs on acid
dogs on acid by piffy June 12, 2003
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