phrase used when when you're stuck in an endless cycle of disgusting events, almost as disgusting as when tom pearl made a smoothie made of piss and shit.
"My dog died and i broke all my limbs, but my life goes on and on like tom pearl's smoothie"
"I am sorry to hear that"
one of the most underrated drink concoctions and also one of the most delicious. Comprised of two of the most delectable ingredients known to man, redbull and pussy juice, a Tomski on acid will increase the size of your penis, allow for your testicles to drop a few extra inches, grow a Greek like amount of hair on your body in record time, and give you the ability to pound box like a 1970s Peter North.
After drinking a Tomski on Acid, 7th grader Johnny was able to rail every high school varsity cheerleader, at the same time leaving them begging for more.
I CANT FUCKING DO IT. THIS SHIT IS SO HARD AND SO BULLSHIT. I can't put a patty on a bun, with lettuce, cheese, onions, tomatoes, ketchup, mustard, pickles, and top bun together in that order!
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.