To ring in sick for work when not actually ill.
"I couldn't be arsed to go to work today so I blobbed it."
by Pi$$flaps May 10, 2019
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Hey babe, what's say you help me out with a blob considering you're making me go buy your tampons?
by Peakinowl May 11, 2018
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Blob is a great person, they're funny and cool. They like raccoons too. They're a loving person and they're fun to talk with. Sometimes they're confusing though. They also love online games like Minecraft and Genshin Impact. They're crazy but in a good way.
Blob of a green apple.
Blob is a human being who exists.
by ari.by.arisa October 17, 2021
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A guy on the internet that rage quits when things don't go his way. Specifically in ROBLOX. He then finds other games and pretends to be happy. Other games tend to be ones where you can't really lose such as Fortnite. He also needs to DM Jet.
That kid such a Blob, he lost in a game on Roblox and broke his hand punching the wall. He then started playing Fortnite and killed himself a day later, huge titan sized gigantic Ecks Dee. Did I mention that he needs to DM Jet?
by MonchiGodShushu July 12, 2018
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A blob or bloberto is defined as someone who is an untr00 and only focusses on studying and books. He often goes by the handle UOAT.
Wow, that kid in the library is a real blob. He has continuously been studying and reading books for the last 1 week and hasn't moved an inch. Some may also call the kid a UOAT
by 1eel August 3, 2023
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