Blob

He's like the funniest dude you will ever meet. Not fat but chunky in some areas. He has every single instrument known to man in his house. His favorite food is pringles and Dr. Bob

Person 1: Dudeeeeeeee, blob is hungry. We should feed him pringles and dr. bob.

Person 2: Yeah I know and then we all gotta play the King of the Hill theme song

by TheWalrusWasPaul69 December 23, 2020

Blob

What you say to call someone named Bob fat

Bob you are a blob

by NOT UR MUM April 24, 2020

Blob

Something with a simple, rounded shape, usually flacid, and sometimes with a simple face, the eyes being black dots and the mouth (if it has one) being a line

You are a pink blob inside a skeleton that is inside of a meat suit.

by starmaxt April 09, 2022

Blob

A blob is a big fat human that cannot even get up due to their enormous weight gain.

I feel like a blob of jello- *urp* I'm going to burst...

by Dibberman December 21, 2022

Blob

A person who is a blob a massive water bubble and is a retarted shit becouse it has no brain

Person 1: lets kill blob
Person 2: ok

by Notblob September 24, 2020

Blob

Blowjob

Hey babe, what's say you help me out with a blob considering you're making me go buy your tampons?

by Peakinowl May 11, 2018

Blob

Blob is a great person, they're funny and cool. They like raccoons too. They're a loving person and they're fun to talk with. Sometimes they're confusing though. They also love online games like Minecraft and Genshin Impact. They're crazy but in a good way.

Blob of a green apple.
Blob is a human being who exists.

by ari.by.arisa October 17, 2021