Vadim has a microscopic "rod"!!!
by r3n October 28, 2002
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A spectacular guy who dizzies himself in swivel chairs, brings high-powered bouncy balls to work, builds snowmen in the middle of the driveway, gets mad when he can't see his forehead, and hates green beans. A hazel-eyed, creative, evil genius who has an incomparable ability to make you feel like a woman. If you haven't met a Rod-type yet, your life automatically sucks.
I wish my dad were a rod.

Our daughter's dating Rod and we couldn't be happier.
by Tuny Snigglefritz February 6, 2010
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Example of what an overpaid salary can buy which dont add up to shit cause the individual is a worthless piece of fucking shit!!!
Boy that A-ROD really sucks!!!
by CYN1CAL MIKE August 8, 2009
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1. a steroid jacked homo
2.a yankee (gay)
3.the face of the secretive homosexeul world
4.gay
5.gay
6.gay
7. jeter's partner for life
A-rod just did jeter in the clubhouse after winning a game.
by u dont need to no March 26, 2008
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In a group sex setting, a man pulls an A-Rod when he "opts out" of his current vagina and forcibly enters another regardless of the stature of the one he has left. When an A-Rod occurs, the only person who will reach the climax is the person with whom the penis was withdraw before the A-Rod occurred. A closely related, A-Bomb, from A-Rod involves extracting from a vagina and "opting out" for an A-Hole. An A-Rodder only quest is stature and quantity.
At the orgy, one guy A-Rodded half the girls.
by droc6 November 5, 2007
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A Rod On Is A New/ Classy Way Of Saying Boner
Jeremy: oh my dude I got a rod on last night
John: you got a boner dude ?
by Rodney rod on August 15, 2016
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