doing a rod

falling asleep at work

man rod is doing a rod again,

by noddingrod July 1, 2016

polishing the rod

a euphemism for masturbation

"i was polishing the rod the other day"

by jawballsdeeznutsyourmomhaha September 7, 2022

douche rod

douche rod is a guy who is useful for one thing which is using his cock to siphon out the smell of a girl who has a nasty smelling pussy.

"that chick's pussy smelled so bad that I wanted to give her the number of a douche rod I know"

by Sir H.C. Notneb November 16, 2016

del-rod

Another nickname for anyone name Daron, Delrick, or Darrell.

Hey, Del-rod goes to Edison, Awwwllll!

by CrystalJell April 17, 2008

rod sap

The liquid that comes out of the penis during foreplay prior to ejaculation.

I hope I didn't get pregnant off of his rod sap.

That rod sap is all up in my pants

Girl #1 "He jizzed all over me!" Girl #2 "nah, that's not enough to be jizz, that's rod sap.

by hairytongue69 January 17, 2014

the bill-rod

the act of jacking off on a cracker and feeding it to a frenemy or advesary

He really gave him "the bill-rod", didn't he!!

by Mick... December 26, 2011

rod toloui

Rod is one of the nicest people, he cares about anyone and everyone, he always puts a smile on your face. He is the first person you go to, to make you feel better. Rod is always up for a chat. Rod is handsome, funny, smart, flirty and overall the best person to be alive. You need a Rod in your life of its not complete. Everyone knows how important he is and how loved and appreciated he is. Rod is a great best friend and even boyfriend. He doesn't always believe it but he is one of the best people alive.

Rod Toloui is one of the best people alive

by cutiepie664 November 19, 2019