Jarret was mad at his mother for throwing away his adult video collection so he smashed her grandmothers antiuque lamp worth 7mil she had inherited with a golf club. When his mother returned home and asked him what happend, he responded,
"Oh me and the guys were heading out the door to play golf and I bumped into the lamp ON ACCIDENT"
"Oh me and the guys were heading out the door to play golf and I bumped into the lamp ON ACCIDENT"
by In.The.AM June 25, 2012
by Robert Sanvagene November 19, 2022
The act of forcing oneself onto a non-consenting party for the purposes of sexual gratification under the pretext that they did not understand that the non-consenting party's objections to said sexual contact.
HR: "Elliot, one of your colleagues claimed that you sexually assaulted them at the office Christmas party"
Elliot: "No Ma'am, it was a consent accident."
Elliot: "No Ma'am, it was a consent accident."
by Robert Sanvagene November 9, 2022
If you're out on a hunting trip and flip your boat and accidently loose all your registered weapons.
by Ave End April 21, 2018
by I, Wreckerrr October 25, 2016
Noun (usually preceded by a qualifier such as "Italian", "Russian" or "alleged"): of or relating to a murder or contract killing perpetrated in a manner ostensibly designed to appear accidental, but obviously indicative of premeditation.
Repetitive investigations by Ivanovich into the Siberian oil deal may have contributed to his recent demise resulting from injuries sustained in a "car accident".
by Speedog 2 January 4, 2011
Fabio was involved in a freak accident. He got hit in the face by a duck while riding a roller coaster.
by assortedwarheads February 13, 2011