Omnichunderous /ˌɒmnɪˈtʃʌndərəs/, adj. A word used to describe something that is said or done in such a way as to be reminiscent of the popularYouTube character Orlando in the video 'Gap Yah', and the ex-public school stereotype which he embodies. Lit. a saying or action typical of one who 'chunders everywah'.
Omnichunderous fellow: On my gap yah, I went to Kenya to visit some Africans. We went to this sort of outreachy....centre. Sort of place. I really got a sense of the totally awesome oneness of humanity...
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!