Acronym; commonly extrapolated as "oh my fucking dog."
A term coined by the founders of the Church of Dog in the modern age of acceptability. It is often used by people whom hold
dogs in higher regards than the mysterious, albeit conveniently absent figure that is God.
Users of this phrase commonly find little comfort in
religion and the realm of spirituality, so they choose to modify the commonly used acronym "OMFG" in order to
meet their standards of disbelief or arbsurdism.