ole kristian

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A Shit teacher. Normally scares students and doesn’t know how to teach students in english. Wears a suit everyday, and acts cocky. Hairline receding all the way back to his neck. Says he has a family but i'm pretty sure nobody would fall in love with him, except erna solberg

"dud, we have such a cocky teacher"
"yea, he is a total ole kristian"

ole kristian by StinkyLizard1996 September 21, 2020

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ole kristian

It means that you have a big cock

Girl: Wow you have Ole Kristian!

ole kristian by Gibbert November 11, 2018

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ole kristian

Ole Kristian means you have a big penis

Girl: Omg you have a Ole Kristian

ole kristian by Gibbert November 11, 2018

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Ole Kristian

Very nice gutt

«Very nice gutt»
«Yes yes it is Ole Kristian»

Ole Kristian by anonymous December 13, 2020

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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