old bean

Old Bean is the clitoritis of an older lady, usually a pensioner.

Gladys enjoyed flicking her old bean

by shaky hand man October 05, 2010

old bean

A noun that can describe anyone either in an amicable, ironic or downright derogatory meaning.

"That's right, old bean!" - Amicable.
"STFU, you old bean." - Derogatory.

by AKX September 19, 2005

old bean

a reject word that posh people use

cherio, old bean!

by A-Z-OOG October 11, 2003

old bean

An old man/woman over the age of about 60 who is mean.

'That old bean man next door won't throw my basketball back'

by J&J July 26, 2007

Old Bean

British colloquialism:

An affectionate form of address, usually used in a greeting and almost universally said by a man to another man.

Ah good to see you (optional insertion of person's name) old bean. How are you?

by Douglas MacIntyre June 19, 2007

Old Bean

1. A friendly form of address to a man.

Great to see you Old Bean!

by The Only Old Bean July 04, 2019

Old bean

Term of endearment used by men when addressing an old friend, emphasising that you are pleased to see him.
It is absolutely neutral, and if anything a bit fuzzy warm.
Very Wodehousian.

Good to see you again, old bean!
Best of luck, old bean!
Still married to that gorgeous blonde, old bean?

by the shonny May 18, 2009