Oil can 

When a man is unable to last longer than two pumps while engaging in sexual intercourse before he shoots his load. A thoroughly unsatisfactory shag.

I had sex with Martin last night. He was a total oil can - two pumps and a squirt and he was done.

Oil can by gobblerhaha September 1, 2009

Oil can 

When a meth addict is in need of another injection of methamphetamine by syringe. Like the tin man off Wizard of Oz when he seizes up and needs oil "meth"

I need an oil can im seizing up.

Oil can by J. T-rammel December 23, 2019

oil can 

a kick ass pint of foster's! you can pick it up at your friendly local seven-eleven.

yo go pick me up a oil can for tonight!

oil can by slick rick the ruler is back May 28, 2006

oil can 

A large thick long cock that you shove into the dames violently!

Ronnie shoved his oil can deep in Amanda's ass till she cried.

oil can by Clift July 5, 2006

Oil can 

Someone that consumes a lot of alcohol and is considered an alcoholic.

Look at him over there getting wasted. Yeah that guy is an oil can.

Oil can by Scoomish September 29, 2019

oil can harry 

like it was put below me, an old alias of one of the rappers in a great band D12. his newer alias was Derty harry, Proof is a great rapper and he is the FOUNDER OF D12 a lot of people think eminem started it because he has the most money n he is more famous than possibly all of the rest of dirty dozen together but ask anyone who nows n e thing bout rap... D12 was started by proof,

.:.Proof, May you rest in peace, Have a safe trip back home man.:.

The founder of D12 Was gunned down trageccally after a confretation at a club along the strip of 8 mile road were Proof, pulled a gun and shot a man in the head and then was shot at 4 times by the mans cousin. one of the bullets penetrated oil can harrys head and killed him he wass pronounced dead at the hospital around 4:45 am on april 11 2006... prayers go out to your wife and 3 kids

oil can harry by dj White craze April 29, 2006

dirty oil can 

When a man and a women lay head to head and pee on each other

Hey can I get a dirty oil can

dirty oil can by Corneales mcdoon May 15, 2018