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Basically used when people are trying to find a way to say they dgaf about a conversation and want to be somewhere else
"Hey, I had a sandwich for lunch!"
"Oh nice.."
oh nice by explosiveengines April 15, 2017

hmm oh nice computer you got there can i have it 

if you hear this on your comuter then i hope your computer isnt hacked
Computer:hmm oh nice computer you got there can i have it
Person:Wait a minu-
(blue screen appears on computer)

oh thats nice 

When you say that something is nice but in a sarcastic way, not meaning it but in fact meaning the complete opposite so saying "Oh that's nice" basically means that it's not nice, and that you don't like it.
30 Year Old: I just got the new collectors Derpy Retard Hooves collectors figure!
Me: Oh thats nice!
30 Year Old: I know right!
Me: Yeah :l

Oh, that's real nice 

What the fish from spongebob says when he opens the toilet to find spongebob in there
Fish Guy: *opens toilet to find spongebob*
Fish Guy: Oh, that's real nice.....
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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