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Oiler
A long term drinker. This is the type of person that can’t get through the day without booze. Gets the shakes if they don’t have a drink. Hits the bar and drinks large amounts of cocktails. Basically an alcoholic.
Friend: Isn’t that Bob at the bar. Wow he looks shit faced. I didn’t know he drank.
Me: Yeah that’s Bob. He’s an Oiler.
Me: Yeah that’s Bob. He’s an Oiler.
Oiler by Ridethefrog July 31, 2020
Olerud
A largely pejorative term for an eccentric or even slightly idiosyncratic individual with a penchant for mischievous and perhaps reckless behavior.
Derived from the curious appearance of Former Toronto Blue Jay and Seattle Mariner John Olerud, who famously wore a batting helmet in the field as a first baseman.
Derived from the curious appearance of Former Toronto Blue Jay and Seattle Mariner John Olerud, who famously wore a batting helmet in the field as a first baseman.
"Olerud, don't you realize that if you put canned goods in the microwave that bad stuff can happen?"
Olerud by Nadalgaenger77 July 19, 2010
Ogbert
Ogbert: Oh, my glasses are dirty. *Removes glasses for cleaning*
Hot Blonde Girl: Ogbert?! *Stunned by his sudden good looks*
Ogbert: *Grin*
Hot Blonde Girl: Ogbert?! *Stunned by his sudden good looks*
Ogbert: *Grin*
Ogbert by kit&kaboodle November 28, 2010
Ogleheimer's
A condition seen in aging baby-boomers in which the sight of a much younger gorgeous person causes acute memory loss.
Betty: "I'd just finished checking out at the supermarket yesterday when I saw the most incredible sexy young guy in the next line. I walked around a little bit to get some better views and then I followed him to his car. I was about to drive after him, but when I got to my car, I realized I'd left my hand bag at the counter. By the time I rushed back, he was gone."
Boopsie: "I'd say you got a really bad case of Ogleheimer's."
Boopsie: "I'd say you got a really bad case of Ogleheimer's."
Ogleheimer's by brainyuck June 12, 2011