Ogbert 

A nerdy individual; when he removes his glasses, everyone realizes that he is actually handsome.

Ogbert: Oh, my glasses are dirty. *Removes glasses for cleaning*

Hot Blonde Girl: Ogbert?! *Stunned by his sudden good looks*

Ogbert: *Grin*

Ogbert by kit&kaboodle November 28, 2010

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Osbert 

Someone who likes bronze

He is an Osbert

Osbert by BronzeBeast September 15, 2017

obert 

the word originally defines an intelligent young man, however, he died from having a large penis. Thus, his name defines anyone who has a big penis.

For an example, damn yo, billy has a Obert. I hope he doesn't go down like him.

obert by Obert A. Kong July 25, 2004

Osbert 

An Osbert will always be a fresh new chapter of your life.

He never fails to impress you with his widespan of knowledge.
He is the BIGGEST fan of aviation and knows everything from the airplane engines to how the air traffic control towers operate.
Most importantly he is good at wes.

Look! It's Osbert! He's such a cool guy.

Osbert by Sealoft July 23, 2020

Osbert 

The heroine from an epic poem by the critically acclaimed Sarah Louise. In the poem, Osbert fought brutal monsters of darkness and met the lovely and fabulous Sarasaur who immediately captured her heart. Shortly after their defeating of several other monsters, the two lovers ran away and living happily ever after in perfect harmony. In their home Winslor, a fellow warrior and public enemy/ally, lived under their beautiful hard wood floor boards.

Wow! Did you read that poem about Osbert!?! It was amazing!

Osbert by sarasaur_loves_osbert April 23, 2009

Oberts

the opposite of obert thus someone who has died from having a small penis. if you call someone an oberts, it means they have a small penis.

Chris why Do you have such an oberts?!?!

Oberts by WesMont December 11, 2010