offnight 

best amethyst miner in the western hemisphere

I'm offnighting on these amethyst gemstones right now

offnight by waweawd January 20, 2022

offnighted 

offnighted is when the imposter vents into cafeteria and kills you!

I just got offnighted by the imposter!

offnighted by Dwift September 19, 2021

jump-off night 

The night before Valentines day when you take out the person you're sleeping with behind your husband/wife/girlfriend/boyfriend's back see jump off. Because you can't take them out on Valentine's Day, so you have to take them out the night before. Jump-off night activities include renting a hotel room by the hour and buying your Boo slutty crotch-less panties.

My boyfriend refused to take me out for Valentine's Day. When I badgered him for a month straight about why he finally confessed that him and wife of five years have had long-standing plans on Valentines Day at their favorite restaurant and he could only take me out the night before. That's when I realized that not only that I was his jump-off night lay.

jump-off night by zolabean February 26, 2011