Offloaded

Offloaded: when you text your desired person your true feelings in a 5-10 paragraph essay

“Yeah bro I offloaded last night”

by Allanxgibson February 10, 2021

Turkish Offroader

The act of squatting on the side of the road and taking a shit. This is usually only necessary while driving if there is no toilet for miles and you really need to take a shit.

"The nearest toilet is 30 minutes away, guess I need to take a Turkish Offroader."

by BBone224 October 15, 2018

offloading

pooping. like a semi-truck trailer that offloads it's goods out of the back of the truck.

Man, I just gorged at the Mexican restaurant across the street. I had two huge carne de rez burritos. I think I am gonna be offloading in the bathroom for a while.

by Poetjester September 11, 2016

offload

Verb meaning to ejaculate.

I managed to offload on her tits.

by Ian Chode May 19, 2005

offload that bage

take out the trash -picturing a house, home, residence,etc; as a ship where you are throwing something overboard (enviro-correctly, of course!!)

i'd better offload that bage

better offload that old damn bage!

by michael foolsley December 14, 2009

Offload

When you are removed from a plane for being too drunk

I'm sorry, but we're going to have to offload you

by HMAN&DROCK July 19, 2011