The best fanpage in the history of the Internet, made for one of the best people to ever exist in the history of humankind. Self-proclaimed favourite fanpage of the aforementioned best human. Rated A+ by people who rate things, destroyer of star-haters, and popularly called "The Queen's General", the people who know but don't follow this page are rumored to be betrayed in love and don't get biryani in weddings.
"Man, I so wish I was the admin of @officialsohaadoringgang"
"We can't be as cool in this life, Ramesh."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.