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off the hard 

I sell it whip by whip, it's off the hard.

-Clipse
off the hard by B.I. April 7, 2003

Twice off the same hard 

Engaging in coitus and after the first ejaculation, continuing with the same hard-on until a second spilling of the love beans.
'My God' guffawed Mary at the Golf Club lunch, 'Roger was rampant last night, he managed to fuck me twice off the same hard'

Sometimes it's hard to resist the urge to drive right off a fucking bridge 

man drives right off a fucking bridge
Man: Sometimes it's hard to resist the urge to drive right off a fucking bridge HHHhahaha oh look there's one
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Figuring out the fact that the character limit is extremely long on Urban Dictionary so you use whatever you can to the point where it gets hard to read or maybe even off screen 

That.
#1: "Y'know, I figured out that figuring out the fact that the character limit is extremely long on Urban Dictionary so you use whatever you can to the point where it gets hard to read or maybe even off screen."

#2: "...What?"