off guard

Off Guard simply means when somebody least expects it

Imma catch that motherfucker off guard and beat his ass.

off guard by JabariW January 23, 2014

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Caught off Guard

When something happens when somone is not expecting it...

... Also a kickass punk band www.caughtoffguard.co.uk

"I just got punched in the face... I was Caught off Guard!"

"Caught off Guard rock!"

Caught off Guard by ABC April 22, 2004

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off guard • Caught off Guard • Offguard fighting • off • off the chain • off the hook • off tha hook • Off the Goop • off the grid • off the heezy

Offguard fighting

When someone who's too weak to fight you straight up & fair has to get you when your least expecting it at the worse moment because they can't handle doing the real thing.

1.Hey did you see that girl run up and get her offguard?
2.Yeah that was weak and unfair,I say they should go another round because she had no idea offguard fighting isn't right.

Offguard fighting by Fam what's tha bam August 31, 2016

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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