off chickens 

for real; deadass

Originates from South-side St. Petersburg, Florida. Unknown etymology.

also sometimes "off chicken"

Person 1: Rodney said he was tryna get freaky with the coach.
Person 2: That dude is trippin', off chickens.

off chickens by widenercharles September 14, 2019

gone off chicken curry 

When you leave chicken curry out for too long and it goes rotten.

The gone off chicken curry tastes like cat food.

gone off chicken curry by Debskelly1985 March 19, 2023

Chicken off the bone 

A vulgar description of a fine ass women.

That girl is chicken off the bone.

Chicken off the bone by DoubleK2 February 10, 2017

suck the skin off a frozen chicken 

the intense ability to give powerful, mind-bending head. A person who can suck the skin off a frozen chicken has sucking cock and balls down to a modern art form.

Jen Jen is an all-star cock sucker. She can suck the skin off a frozen chicken. Once she sucked a dude off for a cough drop.

suck the skin off a frozen chicken by jjrubadub April 18, 2010

Wash the chicken shit off your eggs 

Tell people how you you feel and don’t be a pussy

You better wash the chicken shit off your eggs and get what’s yours

Wash the chicken shit off your eggs by Bossredbeard03 February 13, 2023

SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi 

Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.

I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.

SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi by Catamount June 21, 2008

like a chicken with its dick cut off 

randomly and frantically running all over the place like your genitalia has just been removed by an ax or other sharp instrument.

when I heard the deadline was pushed up to noon, I was running around like a chicken with its dick cut off trying to get the presentation ready!

like a chicken with its dick cut off by ooter October 22, 2009