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ofact: pronounced (oh-faakt)

noun-

1. opinionated fact. 2. a highly plausible or ultra-sound theory. 3. not exactly fact but presented as such based on strong opinion, followed by a strong argument, displayed by either a wealth of research or a reasoning in a lengthy but sound path of logic. 4. an intelligent way of stating your opinion, which has no sufficient proof, but is strongly believed it would be proven true, if given the proper research.

verb-

1. the action of applying your opinion as a (or should be a) well known fact
ofact n.-

1. The professor is quite knowledgeable on the subject but today he presented an ofact, drawing his own conclusion.

2. I know its just a theory but can you give us some ofacts on this matter.

3. Present your ofact with a sound arguement because you will be graded accordingly.

ofact v.-

1. I ofact quite scientifically, a given I might add, but I just need funding for the research.

ofacting v.-

1. He was on the news last night ofacting about his research in quantum physics.

ofactly adv.-

1. He expresses his views quite ofactly.

ofactual adj.-

That is an ofactual point, not entirely true.
ofact by 5tees June 28, 2009
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olfactory "hallucinations" 

When you smell something that really isn't there.
I've had many olfactory "hallucinations" like when I smell mustard & there's none around!

olfactophilia

Sexual arousal caused by body odor. The most common areas that cause arousal in people with Olfactophilia are the pubic area, asshole, armpits, under boobs, and feet. These people are not usually aroused by odors such as passing gas or burping.
Person 1: Hey man I think I have Olfactophilia.
Person 2: Huh really?
Person 1: Yeah well I was having sex with my girlfriend yesterday and I couldn't stop smelling her armpits, they were so sweaty and had a sour musk to them.
Person 2: Whoa... that's pretty weird man...
Person 1: Don't judge me Frank, you have Necrophilia!
Person 2: Shh.. okay okay... keep it down....
olfactophilia by Space Dildo November 9, 2017

olfactophilia

The result of being aroused by someone's body odor.
"Hey Maria, I'd love to smell your armpits after you come back from the gym..."
"Serious?!"
"Yea Maria! It's your lucky day, I have olfactophilia."
olfactophilia by wordwanker September 16, 2018

Fecal-Particulate-Olfactory-Simulation 

Fecal Particulate Olfactory Simulation, or FPOS, is the process through which one is able to experience a fart.
I was on an escalator and was downwind of someone letting one rip.. it was the worst FPOS ever... I couldn't escape it.

Ofacturation

Ofacturation combines the word facture(painting) with the irish prefix O', which when combined and simplified, refers to being the descendant of a painter.

Accredation to tanner
"After I go to art school, my son will be an ofacturation."
Ofacturation by TJOV April 28, 2020

olfactory rape

Being subjected in public to any offensive odor, i.e., bo, cigarettes, cigar smoke, barn boots, farts, unwashed, unbathed bodies, etc.
At this weekend's fiber festival, I was the victim of olfactory rape by a clearly unbathed individual who was also covered with third hand smoke.