occas

three types of occas who look like mr sacco the common occas, docile but looks werid, uncommon occas looks even weirder but still looks like mr sacco, hostile; do not approach. The Rare Occas (or ultra rare occas) is either a spider like creature (sacclone biblical prophices) or a distorted being who is 12 feet tall and can kill you just by looking at him. He was created for occas liberation.

Some Dude and stinky sohuld are having a conversation

stinky sohuld - My students have 20 assignments due and I didnt teach them about it!
Some Dude - You woudnt like me if I was occas.

occas by gruguru January 14, 2026

Occam's Scissor 

The simplest, most likely explanation for two chicks who spend all their time together is lesbianism. A variation on Occam’s Razor with respect for the scissoring art form.

"Tammy and Kristy bought Birkenstocks and went to Tulum again; they say it's a spiritual connection"
"Occam's Scissor, they're banging"

Occam's Scissor by Hunter Michael Michaels January 14, 2020

Occam's Shuriken 

A problem-solving principle, first devised by Ross Scott in his webseries "Freeman's Mind." The principle states that when the answer is elusive, never rule out ninjas.

Ninjas! Of course, that's like rule number one! It's Occam's Shuriken: when the answer is elusive, never rule out ninjas.

Occam's Shuriken by JimJava007 February 15, 2015

occasional furniture 

Basically, it's furniture that is used all the fucking while.

Wife: Hey honey shall we use the occasional furniture table tonight for dinner?

Husband: You mean that table we've used every night since we got it?

occasional furniture by ShittierJokes November 15, 2017

Rise to the occasion 

1. To meet the challenge of an event; to try extra hard to do a task.

2. To succeed in dealing with a difficult situation.

3. To do what is needed at the time.

4. To get a boner

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ex. 1. John was able to rise to the occasion and make the conference a success. It was a big challenge, but he rose to the occasion.

ex. 2. t's not easy to play your first match in front of a crowd that size but he certainly rose to the occasion.

ex. 3. When a crisis hits, will you rise to the occasion? She needed some help, so I rose to the occasion and volunteered my services.

ex. 4. He saw her breasts and then he rose to the occasion.

Rise to the occasion by The Ultimately One and Only September 26, 2010

oscasis 

a temperature hot boy, always overheating

oscar K. is such an oscasis

oscasis by suprememe egg February 7, 2018

occam's razor 

Principle established by the logician William of Ockham in the 14th century. Like the Principle of Parsimony, this theory states that one should not make unnecessary assumptions and that the answer to a problem is often the simplest. It is the basis of methodological reductionalism and applications of its principles are commonly used in modern strategy and economics. *also "ockham's razor"

Entia non sunt multiplicanda praeter necessitatem.

occam's razor by sug-almighty July 8, 2005