"I don't know... he said he went to see an ex-girlfriend but it was with her brother and some other friends. And the viagra he took from a friend that night was because he MIGHT use it with me at some point and not with the girl. And he only told his friend to lie about him going there because I was stressed out about stuff... Wait? Do you think he cheated on me?"
"Girlfriend.... Occam's Razor."
"Girlfriend.... Occam's Razor."
by WidowMaker_619 November 26, 2016
Principle that states, "entities must not be tased beyond necessity." Often colloquially phrased as "Don't tase me, bro!" Corollary to Occam's Razor.
University of Florida police didn't heed Occam's Taser, despite Andrew Meyer's pleas to the contrary.
by B. Dick Yanchak May 6, 2010
1. A philosophical shortcut where the simplest possible explanation is the most likely
2. The only razor that makes shaving my face fun
2. The only razor that makes shaving my face fun
Dude 1: Do you think she’s part of the Russian mafia and is trying to lure me in with her unbearably cute face and angelic voice?
Dude 2: Occam’s Razor my guy. She’s probably just flirting with you because she thinks you’re cute.
Dude 1: Impossible.
Dude 2: Not according to Occam’s Razor.
Dude 2: Occam’s Razor my guy. She’s probably just flirting with you because she thinks you’re cute.
Dude 1: Impossible.
Dude 2: Not according to Occam’s Razor.
by True_Lust July 22, 2019
"Pluralitas non est ponenda sine neccesitate" or "plurality should not be posited without necessity."
One should not increase, beyond what is necessary, the number of entities required to explain anything,
One should not increase, beyond what is necessary, the number of entities required to explain anything,
1) Occams razor theory one says "Ugly people should not reproduce."
2) Occams razor theory two says "No good deed shall go unpunished."
3) Occams razor theory three says "Keep it Simple, Stupid."
4) Occams razor theory four says "If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck, then...."
2) Occams razor theory two says "No good deed shall go unpunished."
3) Occams razor theory three says "Keep it Simple, Stupid."
4) Occams razor theory four says "If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck, then...."
by Wayne Gombar February 6, 2006
Wife: "Honey, why are you going to work so early?"
Husband: "Occam's Inconvenience dictates there will most likely be a lot of traffic on the freeway, and construction on all the side streets. Or some combination of the two, especially if I'm running late."
Wife: "Like how it seems everything outside of your control stacks against you when you're least prepared to handle it."
Husband: "Exactly."
Husband: "Occam's Inconvenience dictates there will most likely be a lot of traffic on the freeway, and construction on all the side streets. Or some combination of the two, especially if I'm running late."
Wife: "Like how it seems everything outside of your control stacks against you when you're least prepared to handle it."
Husband: "Exactly."
by Occam's Electric Shaver November 14, 2011
Occam's Jigger, not to be confused with Occam's Razor, is a theoretical model that describes the phenomena in which no matter how large a given bar is or how many bartenders are working behind that bar, they all tend to randomly migrate to the same space at the same time. It can not be represented mathematically using the following basic formulas for fluid dynamics:
dx/dt=delta*(y-x)
dy/dt=r*x-y-x*z
dz/dt=x*y-b*z
However, it can be compared to Chaos Theory.
dx/dt=delta*(y-x)
dy/dt=r*x-y-x*z
dz/dt=x*y-b*z
However, it can be compared to Chaos Theory.
Occam’s Jigger manifested itself during the dinner rush.
by Garcia Flynn October 20, 2018
Technique of philosophical discourse wherein the most obvious and simple explanation must be pointedly ignored to allow discussion of weak and immediately falsifiable alternatives. Used primarily to draw out a discussion with minimal danger of actually reaching a resolution.
"Maybe I'm overthinking this. Maybe I'm not transgendered. Maybe it's just internalized misogyny. Maybe I'm really a self-hating lesbian."
"Yeah, that you've been miserable all your life unless when identifying as male isn't worth considering. Dude, you're totally using Occam's Toilet Brush."
"Yeah, that you've been miserable all your life unless when identifying as male isn't worth considering. Dude, you're totally using Occam's Toilet Brush."
by CaptainScorpio December 7, 2007