objectual sexual 

To be attracted to in animate objects.

I found a tennis ball on the streets and eventually married it, so that makes me an objectual sexual.

objectual sexual by This be rdog at ppcm December 20, 2015

objectum sexual 

someone who is attracted to inanimate objects!

I gave up humans and married my guitar soo i guess im an objectum sexual.

objectum sexual by beretta682kid March 12, 2009

Objectum Sexuality 

the term given to people who fall in love with with objects. as in fences, amusment park rides, and even buildings. and they have sex with them

Sally has an objectum sexuality. She's in love with the stairs in the church.

Objectum Sexuality by vndasfklj;klwuer January 1, 2010