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A combination of any two or more bodily functions located below the waist that simultaneously occur in a violent fashion, ranging from pooping to the menstrual cycle

Why does it smell bad in here did someone just obfusticate?

obfusticate by Papa Log December 3, 2010

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Obfusticate

A secret word used to signal a friend that you prefer not to engage in the activity of the moment.

Obfusticate and leave me alone. or I need some alone time right now.

Obfusticate by Spanky Magoon March 22, 2009

obfuscate

Verb used to describe the intentional act of making something virtually incomprehensible due to unnecessary complication.

Plausible deniability was attained when they obfuscated the truth by wrapping it within an enigma of lies.

obfuscate by Raindanz May 15, 2007

obfuscate

To confuse someone.

i obfuscated that bitch

obfuscate by anonymous June 2, 2021

Obfuscate

To complicate or confuse. To make harder to understand or comprehend.

SYNM: Encode, Complicate, Encrypt
ATNM: Simplify

The password was obfuscated to make it difficult to be read.

Obfuscate by Valik's_Bitch April 12, 2007

obfustate

to provide an overwhelming quantity of statistics (often irrelevant and sometimes completely spurious) in response to an enquiry.

a practise often favoured by government spokespersons.

Prime Ministers Questions only provide Mr Brown with further opportunities to demonstrate his criminal capacity to obfustate.

obfustate by genericwaz January 19, 2010

Obfuscatecombobulate

To confuse or perplex someone by making things complex unnecessarily ,often intentionally.

The tech support guy obfuscatecombobulated me.

Obfuscatecombobulate by Wordex December 9, 2025

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026