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obcessive-compulsive 

A sewage-pumping contractor who is overly zealous/scrupulous about performing a thorough job.
Winston Rothschild may have started out being obcessive-compulsive about his less-than-pleasant employment, but he soon learned dat it's da overall volume of product pumped dat really matters, not how totally empty you get a particular customer's septic-tank. His customers are always pleased --- one of da many slogans he goes by is "We're number TWO!"
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Obcessive Compulsive Googling Disorder

O.C.G.D
1.<noun> a disorder that describes people who google things all the time that don't even matter to them; usually people start O.C.G.D when they are bored or have no life and usually google things by surfing celeberities and half watching shows with there T.V. turned towards them.


1. Person: I called Jacob to hang out but he said he was working on homework. But it sounds like he was probably just googling stupid stuff like he always does.

OtherPerson: That guy totally has O.C.G.D

Person: What?

OtherPerson: Obcessive Compulsive Googling Disorder

Person: Yeah you're right he does

Obsessive Compulsive Reloading Disorder 

Common to many gamers, OCRD is the obsessive compulsive reloading of weapons in FPSs in order to maintain a full clip at any given time.

Generally this presents as reloading before and after every encounter in a game even if only 1 or 2 shots were fired and the clip has 60 rounds. A gamer with the disorder will experience the distracting need to reload if they know their clip isn't full, similar to an itch or a nervous tic of other OCDs.

In its worse presentations, OCRD will leave a player absent-mindedly reloading before the action has finished, perhaps after killing one or a few enemies while more are still shooting at the player. This leaves the player useless and vulnerable for upwards of 5 to 10 seconds.
Gamer's friend: "Why are you so shit now? You used to be awesome at CoD."

Gamer: "Ah man. I have OCRD (Obsessive Compulsive Reloading Disorder) bad! I keep having to reload needlessly in the middle of action and getting raped because of it. It's ruining everything and I just can't stop myself."

Gamer's friend: "Oh yea man, we've all had that. Sucks to be you, I guess."

Obsessive Compulsive Narrator 

A person who sits at the movies or in home watching a movie, and feels the need to describe every thing happening in the movie, as if they are sitting there Narrating for a blind person.
O.C.N.:
"They just entered the house, they're walking down the hallway, no sign of the bad guy yet. OMG, the bad guy just jumped out of the closet!"

Anoyed person:
"Would you stop being such an Obsessive Compulsive Narrator?! We have eyes of our own, we can see for our selves!"

Obsessive Compulsive Bank Robbing Disorder 

A disabling psychological disorder that propels the sufferer to repeatedly and uncontrollably rob banks until they are finally nabbed and sent inside where they are left to regale their psychologists with exciting stories about their own magnetic personalities and long-standing risk taking patterns since childhood.
I’d asked my attorney to make it clear that I am a victim of a serious case of Obsessive Compulsive Bank Robbing Disorder but the judge laughed in open court and dismissed it as a manipulative ploy to obtain a reduced sentence.

Obsessive Compulsive Angry Birds Disorder 

Also known as OCABD, it is a condition in which the afflicted person obsesses over all of the fine details while playing the game Angry Birds. The most common symptoms are restarting a level numerous times in order to achieve a desired result, and obsessing over getting a high score, achieving three stars, or gathering golden eggs.
Paul: "Man, is Gary still playing on his phone?"

George: "Yeah, he has Obsessive Compulsive Angry Birds Disorder. He won't stop playing until he beats that high score."

Obsessive-Compulsive Facebook Disorder (OCFD) 

This happens when you are so addicted to Facebook that you keep going to your Facebook even though you don't have that much things to do on Facebook or ran out of apps or games to play. So in the end you will jut scroll up and down and keep on reading your friends' updates and stuffs. It is like you feel a need to go to your Facebook homepage every now and then even you know that you got nothing much to do there.
"Hey why is it like I see you using Facebook forever when you are just reading other people's updates and doing nothing else?"

"I don't know, I just feel like there's a need to use it."

"Then I think you have a very serious case of Obsessive-Compulsive Facebook Disorder (OCFD)."