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Oñeños 

You can use this for any occasion I guess- (Examples)
when you see toddlers and they are too cute to resist (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
or when you're having cravings (ง'̀-'́)ง
OML LOOK AT THOSE OÑEÑOS XJHBVJBJBFVJ- THEY'RE TO CUTE ┬──┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ)
Man, I'm hungry for some oñeños rn (°ロ°)☝

Onenostrilitis 

When one of your nostrils is completely clogged but the other is extremely clear making it annoying to breathe through your nose and sleep at night.
clogged nose
onenostrilitis
A group of Christians that rejects the Trinitarian doctrine. Sometimes Oneness people are called Jesus Only. Oneness folk believe that there is absolutey One God (such as the Jews and Muslims), who came to earth and became the prophecied Messiah of the Old Testament, namely Jesus Christ. They believe Jesus Christ revealed himself as Father in creation, Son in redemption, and Holy Spirit in regeneration. They believe the terms Father, Son and Holy Spirit are not seperate persons that make up the One God, but rather differant manifestations of the One God; Jesus Christ. Pretty much 96% of Oneness people believe that repentance, water baptism by immersion in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ for the remission of sins as well as receiving the Holy Spirit with the initial evidence of speaking in other tongues (glossalalia), are all part of Christian salvation.
Dude, I really enjoyed that Oneness vs Trinity debate! I learned a lot about the differances of their beliefs!
Oneness by Apostolicboy April 16, 2008

Oneness Pentacostals 

Back-flipping, tongues-speaking baboons
Billy: WTF! Why is he doing back-flips and acting like a damn tool?

Fredrick: He's one of those oneness pentacostals.
The world's most simple notebook-based note-taking software, made by Microsoft.
Why is OneNote so simple?

Because you can only make one note with it!
OneNote by Dymo 1750 April 30, 2020
"I used OneNote and was really disappointed. Now I use Google Drive." - LP
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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